If They Only...
What the various stranglers of Main Street would be like if they were brothels:
Target- The whores would be stylish, but would fall apart after the first good rain.
Costco- Your friends made fun of you when you bought the family-pack, but they saw the light after that snowstorm.
Wal-Mart- Sickly prostitutes who can't speak English will stomp on an old lady for five bucks.
Sam's Club- Large, sickly prostitutes who can't speak English will stomp on an old lady for three bucks.
BJ's- Writes itself.
K-Mart- Where the scarlet ladies just make everyone sad.
Target- The whores would be stylish, but would fall apart after the first good rain.
Costco- Your friends made fun of you when you bought the family-pack, but they saw the light after that snowstorm.
Wal-Mart- Sickly prostitutes who can't speak English will stomp on an old lady for five bucks.
Sam's Club- Large, sickly prostitutes who can't speak English will stomp on an old lady for three bucks.
BJ's- Writes itself.
K-Mart- Where the scarlet ladies just make everyone sad.
posted by Josh at 6:01 PM
1 Comments:
Hi, Josh. It's Will Dunn. I found you on myspace. Email me sometime.
wdunn at that place I went to school dot edu. It was VT, by the way.
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